This deviant's full pageview
graph is unavailable.
Member
I am a Critic
Jacoby
17/Male/New Zealand
Why I Am Here
- To infect dA with moar sparklez
- To create and provoke dArama
- To get a girlfrann
Last Visit Unknown
Generally Unpedictable
Art Zone
Personal Zone
Misc. Zone
This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
I'mma do the things That I wanna do I ain't got a thing To prove to you I'll eat my candy With the pork and beans Excuse my manners If I make a scene I ain't gonna wear The clothes that you like I'm fine and dandy With the me inside One look in the mirror And I'm tickled pink I don't give a hoot About what you think
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that shes uncool Cause she's still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985
I think it's amazing how one news post can change a person's perspective on themself, being very serious. I always used to wonder why people never commented on my stuff or whatever, and I realize it now. I never actually tried. All I did was bitch about people who I thought where better than me and tried to be a hardcore little bitch. And that's not what it's about. So I think I ought to start myself over, making art with feeling and depth, and writing about things that matter. Not just 'Buy my commissions! That's all my journals are now that I have a fanbase!' and 'G0D 1'M 50 1337 PH33R M3'
I think it's time for a quiz now.
RULE 1: You can only say guilty or innocent.
RULE 2: You are not allowed to explain anything, unless someone messages you and asks!
---
1. Kissed one of your DA friends? Innocent
2. Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent
3. Ever told a lie? Guilty
4. Had feelings for someone whom can't have them back? Guilty
5. Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty
6. Kissed a picture? Innocent
7. Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty
8. Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty
9. Held a snake? Guilty
10. Been suspended from school? Guilty
11. Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent
12. Been fired from a job? Innocent
13. Done something you regret? Guilty
14. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty
15. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty
16. Kissed in the rain? Guilty
17. Sat on a roof top? Guilty
18. Kissed someone you shouldn't? Innocent
19. Sang in the shower? Guilty
20. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent
21. Ate more than half a pie by yourself? Guilty
22. Flirted with someone to make someone else jealous? Guilty
23. Pretended to flirt with someone? Innocent
24. If someone dared you, you would lick the floor under where you are? Innocent
25. Own a pair of aviators? Guilty
26. Own something that you bought that you would never wear? Guilty
27. Shaved your head? Innocent
28. Slept in your underwear in the middle of winter? Guilty
29. Had a boxing membership? Innocent
30. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Guilty
31. Donated Blood? Innocent
32. Eaten alligator meat? Innocent
33. Eaten cheesecake? Guilty
34. Still love someone you shouldn't? Innocent
35. Have/had a tattoo? Innocent
36. Like/d someone, but will never tell who? Guilty
37. Been too honest? Guilty
38. Ruined a surprise? Innocent
39. Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty
40. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if youre a guy) or man's clothes (if youre a girl)? Guilty
41. Joined a pageant? Innocent
42. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty
43. Had communication w/ your ex? Guilty
44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? Innocent
45. Got so angry that you cried? Guilty
46. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? Innocent
47. Thought about suicide Innocent
48. Thought about murder? Innocent
49. How bout mass murder? Innocent
50. Tried illegal drugs and the like? Guilty
51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle? Guilty
52. Stalked someone? Innocent
53. Been so drunk that you forget things that happened while you were intoxicated? Innocent
54. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend? Guilty
55. In love? Innocent
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that shes uncool Cause she's still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985
--
icon by ~n-ostalgia
--
under my bed.
Avatar by Me.
lets have babies
--
join my contest. [link]
--
If I ever gave a shit, you'd be the first person I'd give it to.
where's ur poke icon???!!! ;____;
--
╔══╗♫ Te quiero igual
║██║ y no sé ni como aguantar
║(o)║ ni controlar mis deseos
╚══╝ de morderte en donde no te puedes mirar~ ♫
Previous Page12345...Next Page